Yesterday morning, Christopher O. Rondeau's 77 year old grandmother was stabbed and killed when she tried to break up a sword fight between her grandson and 69 year-old Adolf Stegbauer. The fight was said to start around 1 A.M. and the IMPD has issued a statement saying that they do not know how the fight began, which leads me to something I'd like to call, "Really?!? With Tim"
Really, IMPD? You have no idea how a 39 year old man began a sword fight with a 69 year old at one in the morning? What do you think they were doing up that early, trying to catch a rerun of COPS? I don't know if anyone informed you, but there is this crazy thing called alcohol that all the kids have been talking about lately. While it may have some positive side effects, there are definately negative ones like hangovers and stabbing your grandmother with a sword. And did you drug test this guy, because I don't know if you've seen him, but he looks like an extra in a Harold and Kumar movie. Really. And you say you don't know who stabbed her? Really? Because according to the police report, the swords that were used were a Japaneese sword from WWII, a relatively heavy sword, and a thin blade sword. Did you even check the wound or are you just hoping that one of the drunkards who started the fight will wake up in the hospital with a hangover and confess, because I'm betting cash money that they won't remember a thing. Really.
Bravo!
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